Friday, May 01, 2009

Day Dreams

What if peed my pants during class? Its happened before- way back in kindergarten. But I'm a big bad senior now.. what would happen if in the middle of class, I just peed my pants??
I think I would fake a diabetic attack.. or a cardiac arrest of sorts. No one expects you to control your waters when you're dying! That would probably lessen the embarrassment, everyone would be too preoccupied with calling 911 to even think about how you wet yourself. So once EMS has actually been called, my plan is to just play possum till they take you away.. you can explain to your parents later.
Haha the things I think about...!

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