My foods class is so fly.

Today during lecture, we were learning about all things chicken
& it was a riot.
We are funnier than an original Bill Cosby sweater. Srsly.
Here are some quotes from today:

"Give him a work-out before you bathe him... like a person."

"So, dehydrated chicken. Are they thirsty?"

"Mmmmm butter. Butter chunks!"

"You stick it in the grill.."
"What!
...oh i thought you said girl."
"Gracious!"

"I named all my chickens John.
Wayne, Cuzak. Lingo..."

"Say it with me, 'We can eat feet.'"

"See Justin? Treat it like a woman, it'll be ok."

"I took my goose to the fair, I bathed it, & it BIT me."

"I was the cutest kid at the fair, i tell you!"

"...there was this loose EMU on the freeway!"

"The Spirit is kind of just like a shower. It just covers you all over.."

{with a grudge in her voice} "Well, Julia Childs does it...."

Haha! My class is the bombdiggety.