awkward bathroom story

there i was, in a public restroom on campus. i've been a bit stuffy since my sickness a few weeks ago, and so this trip to the restroom was solely for blowing my nose without worrying about blowing it on people. i decided to fold a few strands of toilet paper to use for later, but realized my flowy skirt had no pockets. 

easily solved. handy dandy bra to the rescue!

so, as i was facing the door and tucking toilet paper away for later, a girl walked in.

i got a weird look, to which i said, "hi?"

then she gave me another weird look. 

i wanted to say, "it's not what it looks like!" but that would have been even more awkward.

so i just left. 

i am awesome, guys. just awesome!