today i woke up with pink eye! yay. ugh.
in my opinion, pink eye is the greatest of ailments. i feel perfectly splendid-- i could frolic through a field of magic flowers right now, if i knew where one was. however i am completely incapacitated and am bound to my bed, while others bring me California Pizza Kitchen (the frozen kind) & oreos flogged with milk. let's hope i don't contaminate all of the lovely citizens of Boise while i'm there!